this is the most important thing of all time
fucking press play on this
I showed this to one of the shift leads at work today. Had us both crying.
yooooooo im dying of laughter
This is one if the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
These are friggin’ awesome.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
Dean Winchester’s first job
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
This is 95% accurate
We have more bacon and the coffees , but close.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
But the woman never has a chance.
People look at Jesus because of the whole God thing etc etc
Also there were men that were killed in salem, few, but there were.
I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life. I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet. Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation. While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding. End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.
THIS APPLIES TO LONGBOARDING TOO YOU DUMB ASSHOLES